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to the user formerly known as svmaria

Dear Maria,

I notice you recently changed your name to althea_astrea. I had an alternate suggestion, though. If you're going to betray the person you care about most, have a tragic miscarriage to win back the sympathy of your viewers, and exploit your mother's death for sympathy, I thought Lana Lang might be a more appropriate name.

But then I realized that would be insulting to Lana Lang, whose behavior at her worst has never sunken to your level, and who has demonstrated the capacity to grow as a person. Actually, I find that I quite like Lana these days, which is much more than I can say about you. I can't say I had high hopes that you would change after your apology, but that was better than once again pretending to be an innocent victim and trying to deny that you ever lied to everyone.

I wanted to make you the first person I ever defriended, but since your name change seems to have made that impossible, I suppose this letter will serve the same purpose.

No Love,
Nora

p.s. Get help. Seriously.

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sadface
Feb. 10th, 2007 10:02 am (UTC)
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
tyffi
Feb. 10th, 2007 10:18 am (UTC)
You're awesome! *hugs*
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
*hugs back*
goodnightsong
Feb. 10th, 2007 10:19 am (UTC)
Oh my god.

I don't know you, but I love you. That is all. *hides*
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
Thanks!

I love your icon, by the way.
teot
Feb. 10th, 2007 10:19 am (UTC)
*loves*
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:49 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
stir_of_echoes
Feb. 10th, 2007 10:54 am (UTC)
I actually felt for at first and figured she needed help but...

*shakes head*

Yeah, what you said.
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah. And even when I was seriously torn between thinking she was someone who was getting her kicks from screwing people around and someone who really had a mental illness, I made the mistake of trying to engage with her. No more, that's for sure.
allzugern
Feb. 10th, 2007 10:58 am (UTC)
<3<3<3
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
kristiinthedark
Feb. 10th, 2007 11:04 am (UTC)
I love you. A LOT. ♥
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:03 pm (UTC)


Thank you! :Tacklehugs you:
mskatej
Feb. 10th, 2007 03:37 pm (UTC)
You rule.
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:04 pm (UTC)
I can't believe I actually posted it!
bittermint
Feb. 10th, 2007 04:05 pm (UTC)
I seemed to have missed the part about exploiting the death of her mother. Thankfully!
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's her latest explanation. She's retracted her apology and is once again claiming someone hacked her account and impersonated her, and the reason she's been internetless and didn't know is that after her miscarriage, her mother died.

O.O

I'm waiting for the Ebola virus to strike her whole family, now.
elsmoka
Feb. 10th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
\o/
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:07 pm (UTC)
slinkling
Feb. 10th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
Wow. She's really reaching Olympic levels of unmitigated gall.

Here's a possibility we haven't considered yet: maybe Maria was the victim of an explosion while in the presence of both green and black kryptonite, which has either fractured her into several different personalities, or given sentience (and an LJ account) to every sock in her sock drawer. Either of these scenarios is at least as plausible as the nonsense she's been putting out there, and would get her past that little hiccup of "my email and LJ were hijacked by a crazy person who, based on IP evidence, has been logging in from my home."
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:13 pm (UTC)
Hee hee hee! I like that scenario a lot. She's clearly her own Marysue, that's for sure. Too bad she didn't just put all that energy into fiction writing, instead of fictionalizing her own life.
clarkscherry
Feb. 10th, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
I must say it is good entertainment watching her spin her yarns. Maybe MyNetwork needs a screenwriter. It looks right up their alley.
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's true that when I'm not pissed off, she really is like a guilty pleasure reality TV show.
kkpixie
Feb. 10th, 2007 05:40 pm (UTC)
Wow. I haven't been paying attention to that corner anymore. Geez. She is completely unhinged.

*hugs*
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:15 pm (UTC)
*hugs back*

Yeah, she's given up trying to "reform" and is back to denying it was her. *Sigh*
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norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I was pretty pleased with the tags myself. :D
ladydreamer
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:10 pm (UTC)
The icon and tags are a quite awesome addition to the letter. Hail bitchitude!
norwich36
Feb. 10th, 2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
Thanks! You know, I made that icon probably about six months ago, and this was my first occasion to use it. I think. (I sometimes forget these things).
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